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Hours:
The
club facilities should be open for use Monday through
Thursday 5:30am-9:30pm, Friday 5:30am-8:30pm, and
8am-7pm on the weekends. Those hours are subject to
change if we get lazy and decide not to come to work
(especially during the holidays). You will be notified
as soon as we feel like doing it. :)
Prime
time hours:
They
are 4pm-7:30pm Monday –Thursday and 4pm-7pm on
Fridays. Only Kings and Queens can be at the club at
this time although Day Frogs can be accepted by bribing
the owners.
Age:
All
members and guests must be 16 years old or older (or
have a fake I.D.).
Towel
usage:
Please
display with pride the beautiful towel offered to you at
the front desk at all times.
Smoking:
“Incroyable
mais vrai”, we haven’t allowed smoking yet in the
facilities.
Check-in:
You
must bring your card or remember your first and last
name. Each member will receive a day use lock and a
towel (if you are well liked by the staff) in exchange
for your membership card, car keys or credit card (with
a $5,0000 credit limit) if the card is forgotten. The
day use lock and the towel must be returned to the front
desk. If not returned, the French Foreign legion will be
sent out to track you down.
Locker
rental:
You
can rent a locker for $4/mo. If you wish to leave your
belongings overnight and you do not rent a locker, we
will have your lock cut and your belongings shipped to
France at the ("le marche aux puces”) flea market.
Right
of refusal:
We
exercise the right to refuse admission to anyone
(especially if you are tall, good looking, and very
fit).
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CODE
OF CONDUCT
Picking
up weights:
Show
everybody how strong and courteous you are by bringing
the weights back where you found them (hopefully to the
weight rack).
Smile:
It is
mandatory to show a smile when you come to work-out. If
we don’t see a smile on your face within 10 minutes of
your visit, you will be given a 10 day pass to 24hr
fitness (then you will have a good reason for not
smiling :)).
Using
foul language:
It is
of course only allowed when talking to your personal
trainer or if you drop a weight on your foot.
Clothing:
All
members must wear some. Soft-soled shoes are required
and clothing will be evaluated by our French design
staff (Ingrid).
Clothing
in the sauna/Jacuzzi/steam room:
Although
you must be eager to show off your new toned body, you
must wear a bathing suit of some sort.
Being
rude:
Rudeness
is not allowed in the club. Being French is not a valid
excuse for being rude (valid only in Paris).
Being
on time for training sessions:
Please,
be on time for your personal training. Some of our
trainers have been known to use the French “Guillotine”
when upset.
Showing
up for an appointment:
Please,
show up for your fitness training or call 24 hours in
advance to reschedule (remember what we said about some
of our trainers).
Borrowing
walkmans:
You
can borrow a walkman to practice your French (alright!)
or if you have to, your Spanish (but expect some rude
French remarks.)
Canceling
your membership:
You must give a 30 day
notice written in proper French.
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